Listening to: ridiculous amounts of arctic monkeys and vampire weekend Watching: bobs burgers and supernatural

soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

strawberreli:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

nezua:

cherrispryte:

doctordisaster:

makin’ racists angry

have all y’all seen this? cause if not, you need to see it. 

It’s very very very easy to do.

or you’re just messing with someone’s favourite character

guys, i found the racist

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down."
Submitted By: Suzanne W.
Location: Virginia, United States

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He found out he’s going to have another sister."
Submitted By: Jen M.
Location: New York, United States
(via Buzzfeed)

imaginehanniballecter:

lokiarmygeneral:

imaginehanniballecter:

when you’re a disco instructor and your student is chewing gum during disco class image

Is that Doctor Chilton? 

no its a disco instructor whose student is chewing gum during disco class

merthurian-legend:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

Hail hydra

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

lady-freak-beast:

vegetarian-monster:

agent-hardass:

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shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”